Will you please help a gay black homeless 23 year old stay warm and eat until I’m able to get help finding housing? I’ve put my applications in for affordable housing near me and food stamps but last night I literally almost froze to death because my car can’t withstand being ran all night long after months of doing it in the summer and now the winter too.
p*yp*l: leotuals
c*sh*pp: alexandriad19
My car is now tore up and cannot be driven anywhere. It won’t go up hills and there’s huge clouds of white smoke coming from the exhaust and a burning smell when I turn it on. I’m looking for a shelter to stay at until I can save up money to get it fixed. Right now I’m just very hungry and trying to find a way to my food stamp appointment because I live in an area where there is so taxi/bus/uber or public transportation of any form. If anyone could spare anything to help me eat it would help me so unbelievably much
I asked my aunt if I could live with her after me letting her stay multiple times when she had no where to go and this was the response I received. I really really need help right now. I’m so scared and I have no idea what to do.
Any help for food or necessities would be greatly appreciated right now 🫶🏽 I hope everyone is healthy and warm.
hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST
trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck
y'know how in some areas like south asia, the caribbean, and so on, feral dogs are a serious pest issue, and some people kill them, eat them, etc? and yknow how that fact absolutely horrifies people in countries like the US? i wonder how many of those dog defenders fucking hate pigeons.
also makes me think of the time someone bought a pig that was being sold as a pet, killed it, and ate it and i remember a bunch of redditors thinking that was the funniest shit, meanwhile i’m still hearing talk about how “chinese people eat dogs” like its fucking horrifying.
the dog is a sacred animal in USian Culture; it is considered a great taboo to kill one, let alone to eat it. many cities and towns in america section of portions of land, called “dog parks”, for dogs to hunt, fight, and even play. despite this, the american often takes this sacred animal everywhere he goes; if one spends a few minutes in any city, he will see dogs of all shapes and colors walking on expensive, personalized leashes. some people will even bring their dogs into stores and restaurants, despite the hygeine issues these animals provide. so next time you see your local canine, remember that in the United States of America, he’d be treated like royalty!
the dog is so revered in usamerica that they named they staple food, their main source of nutrition, their most important nourishment after it, one might even perceive some sort of psychosexual veneration in this treatment, since this ubiquitous dish is prefaced by the word “hot”, an epithet usamericans constantly use to refer to individuals they find sexually attractive
Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience
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You’re right. Marx wants me to buy kpop photocards. I bet his bias would be Hyunjin too
“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”
What Flewin said next I will never forget.
“Oh, my!”
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TL;DR on the article
The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.
The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.
They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.
She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.
